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« on: November 14, 2007, 21:57:17 PM »

Sabem porque é que o leite é o integral do queijo?











Porque o queijo é um derivado do leite.... Cheesy

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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 22:03:49 PM »

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Estava a decorrer uma festa e a exponencial cmo sempre estava num canto sozinha...Vai o coseno ter com ela e diz-lhe :"Porra exponencial integra-te!!!"
E a exponencial responde: "Ho para quê?!?Vai dar ao mm!!!!"  Franx

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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2007, 12:04:53 PM »



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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 13:34:53 PM »

"All science is either physics or stamp collecting." by Ernest Rutherford
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 13:42:13 PM »

"All science is either physics or stamp collecting." by Ernest Rutherford

Grande!


«Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.»
- Leon Lederman

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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 18:56:17 PM »

:DDDDDDDDDDdd adoro piadas secas :DDDDDDDDDDDDd
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 21:49:30 PM »

realmente isto anda um bokadito seco.... dry
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting." by Ernest Rutherford

Grande!


«Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.»
- Leon Lederman


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
estas duas estao geniais!!!!!E reveladoras!   Grin
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007, 22:30:18 PM »

«I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law.»  Bugs Bunny

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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2007, 22:44:20 PM »

"Quando é que uma célula vai ao psicólogo? Quando tem um complexo de Golgi."

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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2007, 21:16:21 PM »

"Quando é que uma célula vai ao psicólogo? Quando tem um complexo de Golgi."

lool

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«Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it. »
Richard Feynman.


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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 21:35:29 PM »

Sabem como é que um electrão se suicida? Salta da ponte de hidrogénio!
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2007, 00:19:41 AM »

o que diz um supercondutor a outro?

"brrrrr, que frio... já não resisto mais..."
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2007, 12:35:31 PM »

o que diz um supercondutor a outro?

"brrrrr, que frio... já não resisto mais..."


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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 21:42:20 PM »

Porque o Pai Natal não existe (perdoem-me os mais inocentes Tongue):
 

http://www.main.com/%7Eanns/other/humor/physicsofsanta.html

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